4 days 2 lame lines

Incident 1
I was in the mrt with 2 boys (boys coz I heard them talking about camp. blah blah blah) behind me....
Friend A: U know how to approach girls?
Friend B: How?
Friend A: You gotta introduction yourself... Hi. My name is Andy.
Friend B: What again?
Friend A: Hi my name is Andy (this time coming closer to me)

LAME! But nice try... If I am 17, I might just fall for it.
Oh well.. U r 8 years too late.

Incident 2
While I was walking to work just now. A black Mercedes Benz pull up beside me.
Lame Man: Hi. Do I know you from somewhere? U look familiar...
Me: Nope. I dun think so.
Lame Man: So where are you going now?
Me: To work (started walking)
Lame Man: U need a drive there?
Me: Nope. It's ok.

LAME x 2!