Being confirm at the weirdest timing

Before meeting
Barefoot G: Before we continued, I have something very very very important to ask you!
Boss: What izzit?
Barefoot G: Will I get a confirmation letter since I have been working for 3 months already? *Hint hint* Or you have something to tell me???
Boss: I have been working here for more than a year. I didn’t even get mine lor.
Barefoot G: Izzit? Then no news is good news lah?
Boss: Usually unless you have a f***ed up attitude then you will received a warning letter. If not, no letter one lor.
Barefoot G: Yeah! Time to celebrate with my latta.

After meeting…
Boss: So remember.. No letter one